Michael Cargill

Regular updates of sarcastic and irreverent nonsense.

Q&A with the King of Dubai

King of DubaiHai, peeps!

Ever since I watch Peter Pan film, I been fascinate with idea of eternal youth.  Peter Pan never have to worry about get hairy ears and nose due to getting old, and he also able to get in cinema for student price provide he has valid student college card.  Downside is that he have to keep go to college and do homeworks, but I say is worthy trade.  Also, having beautiful fairy in short skirt follow him around is good bonus too.

Dear King of Dubai

I’m thinking of taking my family on holiday to Dubai next year, but the possibility of being kidnapped, beaten, raped, and then thrown in jail is a cause of concern.  Are these horror stories true?

My friend, I completely sympathise!  There are bad peoples around, so is important for tourist to think before leaping.  For instant, if wife wants to leave hotel then she at risk entire time she is in possession of a vagina so I recommend she leave it in reception safety box so no-one can touch it.  Also, don’t leave things lying around that might tempt hotel cleaners to spread rumours – if they find female underwears whilst looking through your luggage then you only have yourselves to blame if sniffer dogs find wife.

Is just common sense, no?

Dear King of Dubai

I’m considering building a massive new hotel out in the desert next year, but I’ve heard rumours that the workers are starting to demand better working conditions.  Is there any truth to what the doom-mongers are telling me?

My friend, I completely sympathise!  Is well known that troublemakers are making troubles out here in the desert, so is important to stay vigilant.  Some of enterprising managers have been handing out breathing masks to their workers, under excuse that it protects during sandstorms.  However, under Dubai law, breathing mask is same as muzzle you put on noisy dogs, so technically it means that all workers only have rights of animals!  Which is to say, no rights at all!

Is just common sense, no?

24 responses to “Q&A with the King of Dubai

  1. Addie 07/29/2013 at 1:04 AM

    As much as I chuckled, I get the feeling this isn’t far from the truth.

  2. Checkmate 07/29/2013 at 4:40 PM

    This Dubai bashing is just neo-con tripe. Dubai is one of the safest cities in the world. They have strict cultural laws which are not compatible with heavy drinking and sexually obsessed zio-fied Western culture.

    No one has heard the accused rapist’s story. The victim and accused were out drinking heavily the night before and she allowed the accused into her room. The accused said the sex was consensual until she sobered up. The accused was arrested too.

    Rape is one of the most horrible crimes. Rapists must be punished severely. But, don’t fall for the sickeningly one sided zio media BS.

    The labor force in Dubai are primarily VOLUNTEERS from India where they came from the most squalid existence. They earn far more than they could ever dream of making in India. As long as they do not have any outstanding debts…. they are free to go back to India. They know what the deal is.

    Dubai has taken many steps to improve the conditions for the workers. I had over one hundred Indian workers working for me in Dubai. They all were very happy and appreciative people.

    Sheikh Mo… the guy in the pic above. If he ran for elected office, he would be elected by a 99.9999999999% majority. He’s a great guy. Dubai is a beautiful and great city. Dubai works. In order to work there you must have a 3 year visa and enough money must be set aside for transport back home in case the job is lost.

    Funny how a bunch of perceived barbaric Arabs can control immigration so effectively while the zio-Western cultures are flooding their countries with severely incompatible third world invaders.

    Wise up you supremacist zio-losers!

    • Michael Cargill 07/29/2013 at 7:46 PM

      Ooooh, an anti-Semite! I don’t think I’ve ever had one of those on here before.

      Are you fat? I reckon you’re reeeally fat.

      • Checkmate 07/29/2013 at 10:55 PM

        No, I’m not fat. What’s an anti-Semite? When you express Ooooh; does that mean it feels good?

        • Checkmate 07/30/2013 at 5:58 PM

          Wh’appened Michael? I was waiting for your pithy response laced with an abundance of sarcasm and irreverence. Perhaps I was too irreverent.

          Anyhow…. I looked up Semite…. it turns out Sheikh Mo… pictured above, is a Semite. So, no… I’m not an anti-Semite. I like Sheikh Mo. Everybody likes Sheikh Mo. Unlike where phony opposition parties of the zio-West make for huge divisions in the populace providing an ever abundance (I like that word) of political and cultural animosity. By design, zio-infected multicultural society can never be harmonious.

          Yet… somehow… the apartheid state of israel insists israel/Palestine is for Jews only, while Jews insist Europe and the US must be multicultural. Can you say hypocritical double standard?

          I’m concerned about underneath your photo. I see sadness.

          Cheers Mate!

          • Michael Cargill 07/30/2013 at 6:28 PM

            Dear Checkmate

            I very please you defend my honour against zio-infectious poison lies spread by zio-rats.

            If you let me know address and emails, I be sure to give you blowjob and reacharound as special treat. We need to sticks together and be good pals against liberal thievings

            Is common sense, no?

            • Checkmate 07/30/2013 at 6:52 PM

              Hey, wait a tick….. That’s not Sheikh Mo. That’s you Michael! You, you silly fella, are so cLever…. you had me fooled for a second. clever is Sooooooooo kool.

              I like how blowjobs play a natural role in your cleverness. Real nice…. and clever.

            • Checkmate 08/02/2013 at 1:38 AM

              Dubai’s ruler gives clothes to 3 million children on Ramadan

              Google That… That’s HIS money NOT the public’s. There are NO income taxes in UAE.

            • Michael Cargill 08/02/2013 at 10:19 AM

              When I was 13, I donated £3.50 to Children in Need.

              That was MY pocket money, for which I paid NO income tax on.

              All done without relying on slave labour and public flogging of homosexuals.

              Mad, eh?

  3. Checkmate 08/02/2013 at 1:57 PM

    That’s funny Michael. I thought you were still 13.

    Allow me to illustrate how a functional adult mind works.

    I live with my girl friend in a new high rise next to the Burj Khalifa. There are not just a few homosexuals cohabitating within the building… but several. About 95% of the residents in the building are expats. We the respectful and appreciative visitors to Dubai do not stir up trouble criticizing and trying to change the culture of our host country like Jews do.

    It is good that there are different cultures around the world and we know we have no right to infiltrate countries and disrupt them. If you weren’t functioning with a 13 yo brain, you would know that the Jews through the millennia have a history of disrupting European cultures and there are always very unfortunate consequences for the hosts.

    Living with my girlfriend in Dubai is illegal, but nobody interferes as long as we mind our own business. The gays also mind their own business even though it is quite obvious that they are puftas… walking chihuahuas and all… We are guests and have no business insulting our gracious hosts’ hospitality. But, some Brit 13 yos have not had an upbringing that would enable intelligent respectful thought…. therefore cannot understand that.

    The difference that a 13 yo brain cannot distinguish is that the queers in Dubai don’t have gay parades like in Tel Aviv and Fan Srancisco. They are not in everyone’s face like you and your illogical cleverness.

    Your 13 yo brain cannot distinguish between voluntary labor and slave labor (like white Eastern European white girls in Tel Aviv who have their passports taken and locked up in prostitution dens)…. and also you cannot understand what it means that the UAE does not have an income tax as in the UK. The UK income tax IS SLAVERY!

    Michael – You have the advantage of having a creative brain. Try using it for a more noble writing style. Do you think Hemingway, Dickens, and Joyce laced their literature with blowjobs and afterbirth?… grow the heck up!

  4. Sasha 08/08/2013 at 3:10 AM

    Well, Michael, just know that I never take offence when you write about Putin or other horrible Russian things 😉

    • Checkmate 08/08/2013 at 3:24 AM

      Probably happened…..

      Putin speaks a lot more truth than the lap dog to the nation destroying multicultural Zionist Brit and American politicians…. He cares about Russians… Not like how Brit politicians poop on real Brits…. What percentage of Brits actually live in London? Dopey Brits can’t even protect their own country. jeez…..

      ——On February 4th, 2013, Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, addressed the Duma, (Russian Parliament), and gave a speech about the tensions with minorities in Russia:

      “In Russia live Russians. Any minority, from anywhere, if it wants to live in Russia, to work and eat in Russia, should speak Russian, and should respect the Russian laws. If they prefer Shari’ya Law, then we advise them to go to those places where that’s the state law. Russia does not need minorities. Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell ‘discrimination’. We better learn from the suicides of America, England, Holland and France, if we are to survive as a nation. The Russian customs and traditions are not compatible with the lack of culture or the primitive ways of most minorities. When this honorable legislative body thinks of creating new laws, it should have in mind the national interest first, observing that the minorities are not Russians.”

      The politicians in the Duma gave Putin a standing ovation for five minutes!——

      • Michael Cargill 08/08/2013 at 8:07 AM

        Despot in ‘telling people to piss off back to their own country’ shocker.

        Hitler got plenty of standing ovations for saying that kind of thing as well.

        • Checkmate 08/08/2013 at 11:52 AM

          Dopey Brit Logic


          Zios ALWAYS criticize any politician who tells the truth.

          Dopey zio lemmings ALWAYS ignore THE point.

          Dopey Brit lemmings jump to their own death regurgitating clever bitter nonsense……

          Dopey Brits think they are cultured while they are really “clever” clueless buffoons.

          Dopey Brits tolerate a cesspool of multicultural aliens who care so little for their home countries that they latch on to Britain while neglecting their home countries. Aliens think they are too good for their own countries.

          Dopey Brits know Britain has not the industry to support alien influx. Brits just keep the floodgates open.

          Dopey Brits don’t believe British culture should be preserved.

          Dopey Brits promote the dissolution of Brits.

          Britain deserves to be extinct because nature is unkind to ignorance. Dopey Brits invite their own destruction.

          The nice Jewish fellow, Jack Straw said “The English are a race not worth saving”.

          DOPEY BRITS… I used to admire them. Farewell.

          Cheers clever hateful guys, girls, and swarm.

    • Michael Cargill 08/08/2013 at 8:10 AM

      Sasha! Hello!

      It’s because you’re such a cool, calm, and cultured person. Nothing fazes you.

  5. Checkmate 08/09/2013 at 3:07 AM

    Falsely accusing others of malfeasance, impropriety, or defects that are exactly what the accusers are guilty of is a tell-tale sign of a Judeo Marxist infected brain. The SPLC in America is a text-book example of such behavior.

    Let’s examine the non-sequiturs in the thread.

    Blog meister – Insulted Sheikh Mo of Dubai with idiotic characterizations while ludicrously distorting the reality of a rape accusation and workforce conditions. Typical ziorrhea.

    Blog Guest CM defended Dubai with logical in-country observations.

    Bog Meister inferred that the blog guest was fat and an anti-Semite for some reason. (NON-SEQUITUR)

    Blog guest demonstrated that he was not an anti-Semite because he liked Sheikh Mo.

    Blog Meister somehow concluded that Sheikh Mo wanted to perform oral sex on Blog Guest. (NON-SEQUITUR)

    Blog Guest illustrated how functional minds worked, and showed how host cultures should be respected if you would like to spend time in a foreign country.

    Another Blog Guest suggested Putin was horrible.

    Blog Guest illustrated how Putin takes a practical approach to immigration, taking into account its effects on a harmonious society…. while unity in the Duma was expressed by applause. Something never seen in America or the UK concurrently by both parties except in support of the criminal state of israel. Thus, israel has undue control over both parties.

    Blog Meister inferred the applause was equal to Hitler and Stalin as if that makes applause a bad thing (NON-SEQUITUR).

    Blog Guest illustrated how ignorant Brits are for not acknowledging what Putin made so clear.

    Blog Meister tacitly accused Blog Guest of being Mr. Non Sequitur; an accusation that makes absolutely no sense, and is in fact……. a non-sequitur.

    Blog Meister = 4 non-sequiturs

    Blog Guest = 0

    Cheers Mate!

    • Checkmate 08/14/2013 at 5:23 PM

      Looks Like Sheikh Mo is doing a tad better than mc.wordpress:


      Maybe because Sheikh Mo refuses to arm the terrorist rebels in Syria, unlike Cameroan and Obarky whose motto is: “We do not negotiate with terrorists….. we ARM them”.

      • Michael Cargill 08/14/2013 at 7:45 PM

        I, for one, I am shocked – shocked, I tell thee – that someone who was born into immense power and wealth is doing a tad better than someone who, well, wasn’t.

        If I train my neighbour’s dog to attack any woman who dears to bare her ankles would that even things up a bit…?

        • Checkmate 08/16/2013 at 4:52 PM

          Thanks Michael. Your response was more good natured than usual. However, you still show clear signs of a zio-infected brain where you exaggerate something in order to vilify your perceived enemy. A perception that is propagated by the zio mainstream media and CLEVER zio worshipers.

          My Ukrainian girlfriend shows her ankles all over Dubai. What dopey zio worshipers don’t realize is that most Muslim women WANT to dress the way they do. They also like having ladies-and-children-only days at the beach. Why do zio worshipers insist on attacking and destroying other cultures? Don’t you celebrate diversity?

          Yes, Sheikh Mo has a lifestyle that I would not expect you to match…. but maybe a guy as clever as you could outdo a guy from a bedouin family in the internet popularity dept.

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