Michael Cargill

Regular updates of sarcastic and irreverent nonsense.

Bits of Cargill – all my hilarity, in one book!

Yeeees!  I’ve finally done it, what everyone has been wanting me to do for so long now!  A vasectomy!  Er, I mean, erm, I finally published all my funniest articles as a book.

Here, check out the blurby bit:

Michael Cargill has established himself as the world’s leading authority on all things sarcastic, irreverent, and nonsensical. He first appeared in 2012 with a satirical news item about a stray car tyre causing chaos on the streets of Cambridge and since then his efforts have brought forth hundreds of hilarious observations and witticisms about the world we inhabit.

From Justin Bieber’s diary, to Vladimir Putin reviewing a glass of Coke, to Steve Jobs and Princess Diana speaking from heaven, and living proof that vegetarians are the real hunters, this isn’t something anyone should miss out on.

Phew, I’m exhausted.  If you’re already a blog subscriber, then feel free to make use of the Smashwords code below to download a free copy.  Likewise, if you’re a book reviewer of some sort, then feel free to use the code as well.  Any streakers that are planning on running naked in front of the cameras at the Olympics, feel free to use the code in exchange for writing the book title across your bum cheeks.

Kindle owners can buy it on Amazon UK and Amazon US.  Nook owners, Sony ereader owners, and PDF fans, can get it at Smashwords

The Smashwords code for a free version is – WB24B

14 responses to “Bits of Cargill – all my hilarity, in one book!

  1. No Blog Intended 08/26/2012 at 2:40 PM

    This is the perfect occasion to use my banner saying ‘GO MICHAEL GO’ ! One day, your books will be translated in at least 10 languages. I’m sure. You’re on a roll. You’re gonna do it!!

  2. Little Miss 08/26/2012 at 6:34 PM

    Yayyyy!! Well done you 😀 Gonna download this now. It shall fit in well amongst my virtual library of erotica 😉

  3. beckyday6 08/26/2012 at 9:06 PM

    Woop woop congrats! 🙂 And another great front cover as well. Coh, you write/edit stuff too quickly though, I haven’t even read Underneath yet, I’m falling behind. 😛

    • Michael Cargill 08/26/2012 at 10:37 PM

      What?!? I demand you read Underneath, right this minute! Preferably whilst wearing a traffic cone on your head.

      Actually, this particular book is just stuff from this blog. It’s been almost a year in the making…

      I’m glad you like the cover. It’s surprisingly tricky trying to find the right picture!

  4. ocdreader 08/27/2012 at 6:54 PM

    Excellent! I have been meaning to read all your blog posts that I had missed. I am looking forward to visiting and revisiting your bits of skewed reality.

  5. emaginette 08/28/2012 at 11:22 PM

    Looks good. I’m ready for a laugh. 🙂

  6. Mooselicker 09/01/2012 at 8:10 PM

    So that’s what you’ve been up to? I still have to throw some old stuff into a free ebook to attract stragglers to my madness. Best of luck to you!

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