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Dark Globe Award winner and thank you post
01/01/2012Posted by on
Yo peeps! It is now official that I won the Writer of the Year award category at The Dark Globe Awards. So a huge thank you to everyone who voted for me and well done to the winners of the other categories. Also thank you to Dark Jade himself for going to the trouble of organising and counting the votes. Corned beef and onion sandwiches for everyone.
Seeing as I am here and feeling all soppy and gushing I will take the time to say ‘thank you’ to various people for various reasons.
Jenny Goth for being my very first follower and introducing me to Death Santa.
Earlier in the year Lilyincanada and Vixytwix both awarded me the Versatile Blogger award. Becoming Bitter awarded me the Liebster Blog Award and wrote a story with me as a character. I was dead a paragraph later.
Mother Venting for being just as insane on Twitter as she is on WordPress.
Aaaaaaaand I think that is everyone. Feel free to abuse me if I have forgotten anyone.
Update: A few hours after posting this I was awarded the 7 x 7 award by Dee Shrek.