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Slaughter in Barnaby Close – my new book available for free
Serious post for once today. This morning I self-published my 3rd book and it is available to download for free from here. If you enjoy a good horror story then you will, I hope, enjoy it. If you just like free stuff you will definitely enjoy it. It’s a short story so don’t worry about having to sacrifice hours and hours of your time as I selfishly strive for fame, riches and honour.
As a new author/writer/whatever every single new reader is precious. I have several people to thank for helping me out with their comments and feedback. Those people are:
Lee-Ann Donaldson – The cover artist who put up with me emailing her all the time. Likes to dye her hair and make a mess of her bath. Top artist.
April Trice – Slightly mad but most arty types are. Very witty. American.
noirciplume – Fellow Brit from London. Loves books and other artistic thingies.
Random Female Blog – A couple of friendly and humorous Belgium girls. They like their music they do.
Sparkle Bumps – Recently worked in a book store where she was frequently tortured by numerous customers. Entertaining rants-a-plenty here.
The Albatross – A German Egyptian girl with lovely eyes and an interesting approach to sandwiches.
If anyone else fancies writing a short review of some kind on their own blog then please feel free and I will be forever thankful to you. Lastly, if any other budding authors want some advice on self-publishing please free to either email me or ask on here.
None of the residents of Barnaby Close are particularly unhappy. It’s in a nice area and the families are well off and caring. So why have they started killing each other?