Michael Cargill

Regular updates of sarcastic and irreverent nonsense.

My books

So far I have written and self-published four books.  They are available from Amazon UK, Amazon US, Barnes and Noble and Smashwords.  My first three are free on Smashwords and can be downloaded in Kindle, Nook, Sony and PDF formats.  Torrents of all of them are available on Demonoid, The Pirate Bay and ISOHunt

There are reviews of these books on Goodreads and the above Amazon links.

Anyone unsure which book to start with, I would recommend Shelter from Thunder.  It is short and is one of my favourites.

Shades of Grey

Shades of Grey

John is not a very nice man. He works for the government. So who has tied him to a chair and what do they want?  James is a British soldier during WWII.  Tom is a young boy with a terrible secret.

Three stories. Three very different people. All of them battling to survive.

 

 

 

 

 

Diary of a Dork – Articles of Sarcasm and Irreverence 

Statements, thoughts and diary entries written by the violent, the naive and the perverted.  Sarcasm and irreverence abound in this collection of humorous articles.

Shelter from Thunder

Sam is a quiet and lonely boy who had the misfortune to be born a few years before World War II. Finding shelter from German bomber planes is almost a daily part of his life now but he wonders when his luck will run out…

Slaughter in Barnaby Close 

None of the residents of Barnaby Close are particularly unhappy. It’s in a nice area and the families are well off and caring. So why have they started killing each other?

17 Responses to My books

  1. jennygoth 19/09/2011 at 7:39 PM

    shelter from thunder sounds my kind of book xxjen

  2. Michael Cargill 19/09/2011 at 7:49 PM

    Well, feel free to download it and have a look. Hope you like it!

  3. omvid 25/09/2011 at 12:55 PM

    Great! Will add them over to my Kindle.

  4. PCC Advantage 17/11/2011 at 3:39 PM

    “Diary of a dork”…I can’t even imagine a better name for a book. Brilliant!

  5. No Blog Intended 04/12/2011 at 7:26 PM

    I’ve only started to read your last book, but I really like it. Don’t you consider to go to a publisher? Don’t want to force you- it’s just that I think you might have success.

    • Michael Cargill 04/12/2011 at 7:53 PM

      If I could, I would! Thing is I have pretty much only just started writing so I haven’t got anything that would really attract a publisher yet. Self-publishing is pretty easy but promotion is the hard part.

      Glad you are enjoying the new one so far!

      • Michaela Jayne 06/12/2011 at 1:54 PM

        Send copies off to publishers all over the fucking place. It’s not too, too tricky to find out where to send them or addresses of people who’d review them.

        • Michael Cargill 06/12/2011 at 3:08 PM

          True enough but I have only just started it really. Going with proper publishers means you tend to lose some control and I have read a fair few horror stories from people doing just that.

          Time will tell of course.

  6. No Blog Intended 22/12/2011 at 7:49 PM

    I finally had the time to read the entire story, and it was unexpected and very well written! In the beginning, I couldn’t have guessed it would turn out that way. Not too difficult, good change between the normal and italic text, and so on. Very recognizable writing style :) . It would be a part of a series of stories, you said?

    • Michael Cargill 23/12/2011 at 12:17 AM

      This is the one I emailed you called Shades of Grey, right? (it’s midnight and I have been drinking).

      Glad you liked it! Yes, it is the first story of a set of three short stories I will be releasing. They won’t be related to each other in any way, just separate beasts entirely. Currently on the cusp of finishing the second one and then I have to crack on with the dreaded proof-reading.

      I quite enjoyed writing parts of it actually but others were a bit of a slog. It’s funny how writing can sometimes seem temperamental, you get stuck on some sections whereas others just write themselves.

      • No Blog Intended 23/12/2011 at 10:18 AM

        It was Shades of Grey, yes, it’s a great title too, in my humble opinion.
        Yes, writing isn’t always as fun as it may seem. I’ve been trying to write books, but I end up not finishing them. After a while the subject isn’t interesting anymore for me. End of story.
        I think there were still some small mistakes (like two verbs where there shouldn’t be two) in your story, just so you know it before you spread them on the Internet…

        • Michael Cargill 23/12/2011 at 1:36 PM

          A couple of people have liked the title of the story actually and I might use it as the main name of the book when I finally finish them all.

          There are probably several mistakes still in it, I only proof-read it once so that it was at a point where I could ask people to read it and there wasn’t anything extra to add to it.

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  8. Mooselicker 31/05/2012 at 11:58 PM

    Has anyone purchased Shades of Grey this thinking it was 50 Shades of Grey? I really hope so. I kind of hope you masterminded the title that way.

    I may have a few questions to ask you about this book stuff. I’m re-editing my stuff and want to get it over and done with.

    • Michael Cargill 01/06/2012 at 8:18 AM

      If the amount of refunds are anything to go by, then yes people are buying it thinking it is the dirty one!

      Feel free to ask me any questions about self-publishing.

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