Regular updates of sarcastic and irreverent nonsense.
So far, I have written and self-published five books. They are available from Amazon UK, Amazon US, Barnes and Noble, and Smashwords. My first three are free on Smashwords, and can be downloaded in Kindle, Nook, Sony, and PDF formats. Torrents of all of them are available on Fenopy, H33t, Extratorrent, and ISOHunt
There are reviews of these books on Goodreads, and the above Amazon links.
Anyone unsure which book to start with, I would recommend Shelter from Thunder. It is short, and one of my favourites.
Jealousy, lust, and teenage insecurities are the lifeblood of any large school. Loneliness can strike without warning, spreading through the cramped corridors like an epidemic.
Some people look at Jake in awe, others look at him with hatred. Jake is just an ordinary boy who wants to be liked.
Jake wants to know why the girls never seem to notice him. Jake is… well, he’s Jake.
Look at the person sitting just across from you. It doesn’t matter whether they’re a loved one, a friend, or a complete stranger.
Now look at their face. Are they happy? Are they sad? Or are they angry? Can you even tell?
How well do you actually know the people closest to you? Have you ever seen the real person that lies just underneath what you see…?
Shades of Grey
John is not a very nice man. He works for the government. So who has tied him to a chair and what do they want?
James is a British soldier during WWII. Tom is a young boy with a terrible secret.
Three stories. Three very different people. All of them battling to survive.
Bits of Cargill
Justin Bieber’s diary. Vladimir Putin reviews a glass of Coke. Steve Jobs speaks from heaven. Vegetarians are the real hunters.
Satirical news items, opinion pieces, and other nonsense.
Shelter from Thunder
Finding shelter from German bomber planes is almost a daily part of his life now, but he wonders when his luck will run out…
Slaughter in Barnaby Close
None of the residents of Barnaby Close are particularly unhappy. It’s in a nice area, and the families are well off and caring.
So why have they started killing each other?