- Popped into Waitrose just now; they've got advent calendars and mince pies on sale already! It's not even Halloween you pricks! 12 hours ago
Regular updates of sarcastic and irreverent nonsense.
Satire, parody, sarcasm and irreverence. Those four things are, by and large, what this site is all about. The news items are complete fabrications. The characters writing opinion pieces and articles are just that – characters. Nothing on this wee blog that is written about the numerous celebrities that fill our world is true. The thought of a pampered millionaire getting all upset and angry, because I said that they feed onions to their pet horse fills me with dread. After all, those botox hangovers can be horrendous.
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