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Michael Cargill
Regular updates of sarcastic and irreverent nonsense.
Bits of Cargill – all my hilarity, in one book!
Posted by on 26/08/2012
Yeeees! I’ve finally done it, what everyone has been wanting me to do for so long now! A vasectomy! Er, I mean, erm, I finally published all my funniest articles as a book.
Here, check out the blurby bit:
Justin Bieber’s diary. Vladimir Putin reviews a glass of Coke. Steve Jobs speaks from heaven. Vegetarians are the real hunters.
Satirical news items, opinion pieces, and other nonsense.
Phew, I’m exhausted. If you’re already a blog subscriber, then feel free to make use of the Smashwords code below to download a free copy. Likewise, if you’re a book reviewer of some sort, then feel free to use the code as well. Any streakers that are planning on running naked in front of the cameras at the Olympics, feel free to use the code in exchange for writing the book title across your bum cheeks.
Kindle owners can buy it on Amazon UK and Amazon US. Nook owners, Sony ereader owners, and PDF fans, can get it at Smashwords
The Smashwords code for a free version is - WB24B
This is the perfect occasion to use my banner saying ‘GO MICHAEL GO’ ! One day, your books will be translated in at least 10 languages. I’m sure. You’re on a roll. You’re gonna do it!!
One day, my books will be used to form a 21st century version of the Bayeux Tapestry.
Maybe.
Cool.
Cooler than Cool Runnings, in fact.
Yayyyy!! Well done you
Gonna download this now. It shall fit in well amongst my virtual library of erotica 
Woman, you’re INSATIABLE!
But I like it.
Woop woop congrats!
And another great front cover as well. Coh, you write/edit stuff too quickly though, I haven’t even read Underneath yet, I’m falling behind. 
What?!? I demand you read Underneath, right this minute! Preferably whilst wearing a traffic cone on your head.
Actually, this particular book is just stuff from this blog. It’s been almost a year in the making…
I’m glad you like the cover. It’s surprisingly tricky trying to find the right picture!
Excellent! I have been meaning to read all your blog posts that I had missed. I am looking forward to visiting and revisiting your bits of skewed reality.
Thank you, I hope you enjoy them!
Looks good. I’m ready for a laugh.
Yeah, you look like you do…!
I hope you get plenty of laffs from this one. And then tell all your friends. And family. And pets. And old people, down the church hall.
lol
So that’s what you’ve been up to? I still have to throw some old stuff into a free ebook to attract stragglers to my madness. Best of luck to you!